actually, I'm a sock model
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
operation have a gay friend backfired
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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