Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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