Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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