i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Randomize
