Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.