Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
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Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly