y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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