i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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