Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app