Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize