sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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