I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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