I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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