so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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