The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
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Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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