If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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