I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i think i have herpe
just one?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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