I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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