I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
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I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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