i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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