The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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