Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
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Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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