Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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