none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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