i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
