Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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