Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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