you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
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Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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