wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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