PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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