so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
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