So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Randomize
