hotel room ftw
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
