Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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