Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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