he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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