so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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