i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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