Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
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they said they heard you say put it in my butt
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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