I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Randomize
