she was so not down for the gang bang
Swine flu. Run for my life!
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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