You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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