they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
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