He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I enjoy the company of your penis
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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