No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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