Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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