Hey man sorry I got all grabby
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
