Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
organizing the empties. That sober.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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