Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
