When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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