The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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