Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
how does that bad decision feel?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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