Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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