I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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