found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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