Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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