She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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