David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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