Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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