she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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